Army of Clones & Wrath of Our Lawyers

[lazy_natalia]

Это я vriad_lee подсунула на перевод длиннющее, заунывнейшее лицензионное соглашение, а он там вон чего накопал:

The Software and all copyrights, trademarks and all other conceivable intellectual property rights related to the Software are owned by Publisher, Developer or such parties' licensors and are protected by United States copyrights laws, international treaty provisions, an army of clones, and all applicable law, such as the Lanham Act
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Upon termination, you must destroy the Software and related documentation. Please don't wait for us to come after you; it would not be pleasant for either of us. If we do have to come after you, we're going to expect you to pay us for our troubles, including the cost of our lawyers.
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At that point, this License is automatically terminated and you must immediately delete this software from your PC. Failure to comply with this last bit (deleting the software) may bring on the wrath of the lawyers. Trust us… you don't want that.

Вот клерки какие-то оттянулись. Душа радуется!

Comments

[mefuselah.livejournal.com]

господи, ну почему все такое по работе достается другим, почему никогда - мне? класс какой :-))

[emma-loy.livejournal.com]

мне вот тоже не досталось - отдала, теперь жалею! знала бы...

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

вы заставляете меня жалеть, что я загубил шедевр - вместо того чтобы еще своего дописать!